TOTALLY EPIC PIZZA & COOKIES

Our vibe is straight out of the 90s, it’s the perfect spot to relive those iconic moments while enjoying unique flavors of pizza and cookies. So grab your crew, channel your inner Joey Tribbiani, and say, “How you doin’?” as you dig into some mouthwatering creations!

Talk nerdy to us.

Michelangelo once said “There comes a time, brothers, where history is forged like melted cheese… it sticks together as one, but it’s still soft and squishy in the middle… mmm… are you with me?!” 

We are the cheese that holds the pizza community together. A gathering place for friends and family to enjoy the best food made with hand-made local ingredients, and where arcade games are always free to play. No quarters necessary!

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Specialty Pizzas

Thick Style: 6 Cut OR 9 Cut - Thin Style: 9 Cut

The Mario

Cheese blend, red sauce, banana peppers, pepperoni, hot honey

The Donkey Kong

Cheese blend, beef, pickles, onion, housemade smash burger sauce, waffle fries on top

Captain Planet

Cheese blend, red sauce, red bell peppers, mushrooms, basil pesto

The Cosmo Kramer

Cheese blend, red sauce, bacon, pineapple, pickled jalapenos

The Doug

Cheese blend, breaded chicken, bacon, house-made ranch

The Jazzy Jeff

Cheese blend, red sauce, sausage, onion, Momma Lil’s Sweet Hot Peppers

The Cheese and Chong:

Red sauce, Cheese blend, Whipped ricotta, Basil pesto

Build Your Own Pizzas

Thick Style: 6 Cut OR 9 Cut - Thin Style: 9 Cut

Meats

Ezzo Pepperoni, Ezzo Sausage, Ground Beef, Breaded Chicken, Bacon

Sauces

Red Sauce, Basil Pesto, House Made Ranch (on top or on the side)

Veggies

Banana Peppers, Jalapeno Peppers, Onion, Red Bell Peppers, Mushrooms, Green Olives, Momma Lil’s Sweet Hot Peppers, Pickles, Pineapple

Apps

Cheesy Garlic Bread (10 Strip Cut)

Cheese blend, garlic butter, oregano, 2 sides of red sauce

Fresh Baked Cookies

Pizza Nerd’s Cookies are quarter-pound treats featuring rotating weekly flavors. The flavors are as wild and unique as we are, often with unexpected twists like Frosted Animal Cracker, Funfetti, Key-Lime and S’Mores. Our cookies add a sweet and flavorful element to the shop, we aim to offer something new and exciting for you all each week. 1 for $3.5 or 2 for $6

Back home in Pennsylvania, the pizza was thick and square.

When we relocated in 2016, we realized feeding people pizza that reminded us of home was our love language! Thick, pan pizza is our passion. With recipes we curated from scratch, we strive to create our childhood pizza, for you.

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